Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.
How rape trials should go?
- Lawyer: Did he rape her?
- Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
- Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
- Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
- Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
- Witness: Yes, but-
- Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
- Witness: Yes.
- Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
- Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes
I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
but the real question is has nemo found himself
I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions
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